FUCK! THIS! SHOW!FOREVER!
Now that we got that out of the way, let me explain. I fucking hate this OVA. I hate it with the passion of a million devout religious worshipers. This “sequel” to VS Fire is a complete insult, and for a long time it was the only part of the franchise that was available in English. They went from a comedy to a military drama. They went from happy to bleak. And for no goddamn reason. So, there is no comedy in this show. At all. What did they replace it with? Boobs. Lot’s of boobs. Parfait and Cacao spend 50% of the runtime completely nude. Why, you ask? Well, Parfait has a mecha that uses liquid as a shock absorber, so she pilots it naked. And Cacao’s divinations now require her to be naked and/or masturbate to orgasm. First off, that’s dumb. Using liquid as a shock absorber is suicidal. Second off, that is not how the divinations worked in the original. These are just cheap excuses to have the girls naked. I like T&A, as my upload list shows. But seeing Parfait and Cacao like this feels icky, like going to a strip club to watch your daughter perform. But that’s not all. Who doesn’t want to see the new Lamunes sexually abuse an android girl while the naked, still alive body of Drum from Fire is mounted on a wall behind him? Or him almost raping and then torturing Cacao? You know what this show is like? It’s like you just finished watching Card Captor Sakura, and then someone gives you an official OVA where Sakura is raped in an alley. Who the fuck came up with this, and why was it given the green light? Even if you don’t have any of the problems I have with this show, you still won’t have a good time because the show is boring. Yes, it has mecha, hot girls, nudity, and it’s STILL fucking boring. Anyway, enough of my rant, and fuck this show.
As for the release, it’s quite fitting that the video source is ass. It’s better then the US DVD, but that was one complete ass, so it’s still better. Clearly nobody gave a shit enough to give this series a decent DVD. And why should they?
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